You’re the kind and loyal counterpart to my impatient, sarcastic, and cynical being
You’re the voice laughing identically with and at me, because you share my silly sense of humour
You always forgive me when I’m being mean and angry and pick on you when I’m bored
You’re the voice of reason and stay collected, whereas I fly off the handle and spew obscenities out of my face
You tolerate my constant indecisiveness which would, should the tables be turned, annoy the heck out of me
You spoil me every day with little notions that are more valuable than materialistic possessions
You sacrifice your sleep for mine, not only when I’m tired from the endless day to day, but because I just love it so
You’re my best friend
You’re our children’s best friend
Everybody likes you
I could go on and on, but I don’t need to
I have you forever!
Your #1 fan.